Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

The Randos Of Navarone

mickey walter cronkite mike gordon

“I found randos!”

Oh, for fuck’s sake, Mickey: that’s Walter Cronkite and Mike Gordon. And the lady looks important. And I think that’s Steve Kimock’s hat.

“Gimme a second.”

I don’t want to.

“But you will.”

Oh, fine.

…

“Here you go. Prime rando.”

mickey peter fonda stills

Nope.

“Not randos?”

They are actually less rando than you are, Mick.

…

“Is the guy behind me a dolphin?”

No, he’s the living embodiment of both nepotism and the different beauty standards society holds male and female movie stars to.

“Wait, wait, wait: I got ’em. I got the greatest collection of randos. Check this out.”

obama michelle band

Jesus, Mickey.

“What? I’m standing right next to two randos!”

On which side of you?

…

“Right side?”

Wow.

“They are randos, though.”

Sure, but their rand gets overwhelmed by the non-rand surrounding it.

“I’m not great at this.”

Not at all.

…

“I didn’t know Branford was married.”

You’re not allowed to be in the Rando War anymore.

5 Comments

  1. Tor Haxson

    Am I here all alone?

    • car_ramrod

      nope

  2. Mean, Green Devil Eating Machine

    Wally C. got dosed that night. Just a bit. But he did not know.

  3. smokingleather

    Bobbys manager is not a rando.

    • Thoughts On The Dead

      Is that Matt? Damn.

      The fog of war…

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