- I am the BRO thy Bro
- Thou shalt not put hoes before me, for I am your BRO.
- Thou shalt not post images of your BRO on Insta when your BRO has dicks drawn on him.
- Thou shalt not call it a “frat.”
- No fat chicks.
- No eye contact during gay shit.
- Thou shalt not use racial epithets in public without looking over BOTH shoulders.
- Thou shalt not snake thy BRO’s skank, for there is more skank on campus than there are stars in Heaven.
- Thou shalt not covet thy BRO’s puka necklace, or topsiders, or whatever the fuck BROs are wearing these days.
- Thou shalt not bear false witness against your BRO, but it’s perfectly fine to bear false witness against, like, a chick or a Mexican.
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Some of this shit sounds real stupid. I hope u bros don’t follow or live by this shit in real life
We do for you are a sinner
The Old Testament of the Bro Bible:
Book 1: Bylaws
1. No BROS before Queen.
2. No BROS before Chief Bro.
3. BROS will publicly denying that they love all women except Queen.
4. When two BROS temporarily have the same Queen they play chess or wrestle or debate politics or whatever but it’s not changing her decision and I guess you guys need to find out a way to decide who has to pressure her to make a decision and it has to take long enough that she’s already made the decision by the time she realizes guys almost fought over her. Which once she realizes she has to decide excites her, is exactly why sports exists. And we are all allowed to hate sports in private, but hating on English Football publicly isn’t cool. Also, nothing is cooler than ice hockey. Literally, they produce so much heat that the rinks are slightly colder than figure skating rinks. Wrestling is so cool that it allows stupid sports like boxing to exist for no reason. I don’t like self-defense or mma or physical assault or fighting or violence, but I think Wrestling is beautiful. Also, I think that people who are so tough they play Rugby should save some pussy for the rest of us, oh wait, they actually do. For some reason, it seems like the perfectly designed game for teamwork and skill demonstration that it just makes me think the national sport of Ireland is reflective of a kinder attitude towards the outsider.
5. More stuff later.