Hey, Bobby. Whatcha doing?

“Showing the crowd my potato salad.”

Jeans do that.

“I much prefer this fabric to be less plentiful.”

Do it, man. Dig out the old jean shorts for Dodger Stadium. It’d be legendary. Like Elton John coming out as Donald Duck.

“I thought he came out as gay?”

No, he was in a Donald Duck costume.

“When he came out? You’d think he want a bit more, you know, gravitas for the moment.”

No, when he played Dodger Stadium, he famously came out onto the stage in a Donald Duck costume.

“Ah. Gotta admit, though: that’s a pretty good way of coming out. You get yourself a great story with that move.”

True. Back to the topic: you should reboot the jean shorts.

“Well, they would have to be a sequel. The originals disappeared.”

Your daughter’s wearing them on Instagram.

“I don’t trust that social medium.”

Instagram is post-literate.

“It’s full of perverts and morons.”

That, too. What are you doing?

“Performing.”

Why?

“It’s the only thing I know how to do. I forgot to learn how to golf.”

That’s a good thing.