Remember: If You Don’t Buy It, I Can’t Steal It

The new Dave’s Pick went on pre-order today, or maybe yesterday or last week; I do not pay attention all that closely, Enthusiasts. Regardless: it is on sale now at the Dead’s site, and should be purchased. If you need more encouragement than my simple say-so, then watch David Lemieuxkiewilson take 12 minutes to say what can be boiled down to 6 words: Life is short; listen to ’73.

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Let’s play everybody’s favorite fun game: What’s in Dave’s pouches?

• Several loose handfuls of homemade gorp.
• Notebook labeled Possible Locations for Future Videos with “by a pool,” “in a water park” and “hot tub time” written inside.
• Moose repellent
• Moose attractant.
• First set, 7/1/85 (Healy Ultramatrix, 2nd gen, Maxell XLII90).
• Yo-yo with a Stealie on it.
• 8×10 color glossy of the Trailer Park Boys, autographed by Bubbles.
• Waterproof pouch containing a notarized form reading If I get eaten by a bear or swept away by the river…please don’t release the Horn Shows.
• One of those bars of soap made from steel.
• Avocado.
• One-hitter in a l’abris des joueurs.