OFFICE PHONE NOISE “Hello? This is a doctor’s office. Are you feeling logy or fluish? Then you need doctoring!” Hi. Uh, no. I feel fine. “What about your balloon-knot? Is it raw and inflamed?” Are you talking about my anus? “I know next to nothing about the cosmic ballet of planets, sir.” Not Uranus. My … Continue reading A Conversation With My Doctor’s Office