What is this now? “I’ve joined the E Street Band.” Goddammit. “I tried to join Phish, but they ghosted on me.” Is that the reason Curveball was cancelled? “Yeah. The water was fine. Those guys are just fucking dicks.” Aw. Sorry, buddy. But you really don’t have to join Bruce’s band. “I’m gritty!” You’re from Connecticut … Continue reading A Fine Time