When was the last time you cavorted? Maybe you’ve caroused. Depends on your blood type. Have you surmised lately? Frolicked? Stretched? Stretching is the most important meal of the day, We’re told. Emblazoned, Snuck, Wrangled, Tintinnabulated? Don’t lie to me, motherfucker. I know you haven’t tintinnabulated this year. All these verbs you left behind. Just … Continue reading A Terrible Poem About A Part Of Speech