What is this? “River life, Ass! Floatin’ and fuckin’!” You’re an impressively single-minded man. “I feel I owe it to the skank. And there’s nothing but skank on rivers. Lotta chicks in canoes trying to figure their lives out. Kind of a ‘Paddle, Pray, Love’ situation. So I give ’em the ol’ whitewater.” Ew. “It … Continue reading Across The Lazy River