Oh. Hello, President Roosevelt. I wasn’t expecting you. “DEE-lighted! Name!?” Thoughts on the Dead, sir. “Terrible name! Bingley, that’s a bully name. I have another boy, he’s going to be Bingley!” Excellent choice, sir. “When are you, exactly?” 2017. “Huzzah! How goes the Empire?” Whose? “Ours, dunderhead! The American Empire?” Ah. Right. Yeah, see: your … Continue reading Ain’t No Party Like A Bull Moose Party Cuz A Bull Moose Party Don’t Stop