- Slayed.
- Destroyed.
- Demolished.
- Decimated.
- Savagely fucked to death while maintaining eye contact.
- Kidnapped and sold to foreign perverts.
- Obliterated.
- Annihilated.
- Hiroshima’d
- Gave every racist watching the Zika virus.
- Read.
- Threw shade.
- Barnswallowed.
- Teabagged.
- Threw into the sun.
- Curbstomped.
- Ate while alive, genitals first.
- Something something epic.
- Epic something something.
- Something epic something.
Did you even watch?
Of course not.
So you watched the highlight clips this morning?
Fuck, no. I know that Joe Biden sang a song about rape.
Okay.
I know Margot Robbie is astonishingly beautiful, plus she lies about her age.
Shocker.
And I know that Leo shoved his Oscar into several models last night.
Yeah, almost definitely.
Slid gently. Not shoved. He’s experienced, and a gentleman.
Coffee spit!
only people who believe porn is real shove anything. I’d guess Leo knows better
My phantom vagina hurts just reading this.
Winner for best Oscar threesome?