Moderation in all things, but especially Comment Sections. It is not a forest, the CS, overgrown and willful and carpeted with death and rot, but a finely-tended garden, one where the bushes are doing shit bushes do not usually do, and there’s maybe a gazebo or two. Let a CS go without pruning for a week; chaos.
Not here, Enthusiasts. I am draconian; I am draculean; my skin is thinner than my patience. No foolishness in the Comment Section! There are ground-rules for a society, and that’s one of ’em. I am, however, willing to negotiate.
Starting immediately, these are the new pricing packages for the Comment Section:
BASIC – STILL FREE Not being a dick is still free. Post videos, pictures, whatever. You can point out shit I missed, or correct dates. But you can’t be a dick at all.
JUNIOR MAFIA – $20 You can be a dick to me. (Non-Trump)
JUNIOR JUNIOR – $25 You can be a dick to me. (Trump)
SENIOR SPLATTER – $50 You can be a dick to another Commentator. Fifty bucks a pop.
GRAD LEVEL – VARIABLE You can be a dick to Commentators who have visited the Donate Button. Whatever they sent in, it’ll cost you triple to be a dick to them.
All prices are final, and will be billed to your credit card weekly.
I dunno man,
Comment Section in 2015 was the best comment section.
This new comment section is not even worth being mean to.
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Just kidding the Comment Section is building some real talent.
No jerks should be allowed to impede the magic.
That’s right. Finding a dick in the Garden of Comments is almost as bad as discovering that somebody shit on your bocce court, especially since we don’t have busboys to clean up the mess . . . .
We should get Nudie Suits, or at least cheap imitations
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I6OsvbgEeYs
That’s Bobby Ace and Cards From The Bottom Of The Deck
(This has nothing to do with the topic at hand, but but but . . . . LOOKEE AT YOUNG SKINNEE SAMMY!!! WOOOOO!!!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk52nGxF-jc
Great video, never seen it before. I loved that album in high school. And it’s still pretty good.
Speaking of 2015…whatever happened to Commenter Maggie??
Last I recall she was heading down the Phish rabbit hole. And, since, it’s been years since I’ve been to a Phish show, I can neither confirm nor deny her membership in their traveling tribe.