An Open Letter To My Left Ear

Dear My Left Ear, Cut the shit, My Left Ear. You are far too old to be getting infected. Babies get ear infections, not grown-ass men and their grown-ass ears. I have not recently suffered colic, My Left Ear, nor have I died from Sudden Infant Death Syndrome. I am not teething. My knees are … Continue reading An Open Letter To My Left Ear