CELL PHONE NOISE CELL PHONE NOISE “John Mayer, butthole slayer.” “You should let your bandana wrangler answer your phone, John. You’re awful at it.” “President Katy?” “No, John. After the Time War and all the freejackings and Doctor Gary selling the White House on Craigslist and Philly getting destroyed, I was impeached.” “It’s been two … Continue reading At Last, Everything Is Back To Normal