Thoughts On The Dead

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An Important Announcement

February 18, 2020 / / 6 Comments

TotD will be leaving the house.

On the evening of February 28th, I will be attending the Wolf Bros concert at the Jackie Gleason Theatre in Miami. A report will, as you might expect, follow.

Therefore:

-If anyone’s going and wants to say “hi” or “you’re the greatest writer working in the idiom” or “wow, you’re much more fuckable than I’d imagined,” then drop me a line. If you’re going and wanna say something unpleasant, or even neutral, than keep walking.

– Can someone send me some hallucinogens, please?

How To Tell If A Photo Is Of A Grateful Dead Show

February 17, 2020 / / 6 Comments

  • Is everything just so damnably raggedy-ass?
  • Unsupervised child wandering around?
  • Ugliest band member up front?
  • Level of skew that races past askew to achieve full antiskew?
  • A weird, sad work light hanging off the rigging right above center stage for some fucking reason?

If the answer to these questions is “yes,” then you’re most likely viewing a photo of a Grateful Dead show. Thank you for your attention.

It’ll Eeze Your Mind

February 17, 2020 / / 2 Comments

“I have little-to-no training in dentistry, Wendigo.”

“Wynonna. Jus’ look at the bottom molars. There’s a plot shapin’ up back there.”

“It can get treacherous.”

“Bobby, my teeth is turnin’ hostile and communistic. An’ I think one of my crowns is an outside agitator.”

“Uh-huh. Did, uh, you use my Fret-Eeze?’

“Oh, yeah. Whole mess of it.”

“Ah. That’s aerosolized ayahuesca.”

“You don’t say.”

“I did. Just now.”

“I had no idea you could put that in a spray can.”

“I got a guy.”

Easy To View You

February 16, 2020 / / 3 Comments

I have uploaded to my channel this newly-discovered clip from Englishtown not to steal anyone’s thunder, simply to spread its wacky goodness further. The news segment popped up this morning on Facebook, and then migrated to the Archive, and neither of them are YouTube. (Just put everything on YouTube. Don’t embed shit on Twitter, don’t use Instagram Stories, and for Christ’s sake stay away from Daily fucking Motion. DailyMotion is the Golden Corral of video streaming sites.) If anyone has any proprietary feelings towards the video, please inform me.

Otherwise, enjoy.

On Behalf Of The Group…

February 15, 2020 / / 1 Comment

Hey, Bobby. You let Parish on the mic, huh?

“This one’s on me, yeah. He said he was gonna introduce the band.”

Is he telling a story that starts off about Garcia, and then switches to being about the best weed he ever smoked in Fresno, and then about different apartments he rented over the years?

“Oh, you’ve heard that one?”

I have.

“Now he’s pitching the crowd on time-shares in Oaxaca.”

Bad investment.

“Sure. Smart money’s in Chiapas.”

I read that.

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