
The Expanse.
I see what you did there.
Ex-pants.
I SAID THAT I SAW WHAT YOU DID.
Some of the Enthusiasts are dipshits and need jokes explained for them.
Don’t insult your readers.
Why? They got nowhere else to go; the internet sucks now.
…
True.
Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

The Expanse.
I see what you did there.
Ex-pants.
I SAID THAT I SAW WHAT YOU DID.
Some of the Enthusiasts are dipshits and need jokes explained for them.
Don’t insult your readers.
Why? They got nowhere else to go; the internet sucks now.
…
True.
…at its heart, rockyroll is deeply stupid.
Where have you been?
FREEDOM FOR BELTERS!
Oh, God, you found a new scientifictional show?
The Expanse. It’s so good.
What makes it so good?
Space ghettos.
I don’t understand.
And Thomas Jane’s haircut.
I’m completely lost.
He said that he loved me
Even though it wasn’t his baby.
He says that he’ll raise him up
Like he would his own son.
Joseph doesn’t get enough credit. Mary, Mary, Mary.
Sing that purty song agin. Th’ real sad one.

My God.
“Yo.”
Precarious, I have only one question.
“Is it ‘What the fuck?'”
Yes. Yes, it is.
“I’m not gonna lie to you: We thought it was funny.”
Where did you even get windsocks?
“Those are Brent’s clothes.”
Really?
“Yup. Jeans on the left. That’s one of his tee-shirts on the right.”
Why?
“I told you: We thought it was funny.”
It’s kinda funny.
“We left his wallet in the pants. He cried a little.”
Hell of an organization.
Fat Mike makes an excellent point. Drink up, smoke ’em if ya got ’em, dig out your old rig.
It seems like the rich dudes live in the sun
And if Eton be a democracy – well I’m gonna get me some
Idiots.
Who ya got?
In favor of Mott: Rocks pretty damn good, and Ian Hunter is suitably snotty.
In favor of Cowboy Junkies: Sometimes, y’don’t wanna rock and y’just wanna find that confounded bridge.
WHO YA GOT?
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