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Hello?
It’s a lovely photo of Phil and his new grandkid.
No jokes?
One.
It’s not that they’re both wearing diapers, is it?
No.
That the guy in the back looks like world-famed bear-themed gay porn actor Harry Stuffins playing Josh Brolin?
No.
Huh. Gonna goof on the little baby earmuffs? I know you hate those.
No, no, no. Not the earmuffs.
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Were you going to accuse Phil of stealing that baby?
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE A BABYJACKING, MAN.
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I’d like to stop being part of these little skits, please.

He looks a little like pigpen, too.