Hey, Billy. Whatcha doing? “Getting ready for my interview with Diane Sawyer.” Oh, shit, no. Please. Billy, please don’t– “I’m a pretty laaaaaaady.” –do this. Godammit. “Look at my boooooooobies.” Stop this. It is inappropriate and disrespectful. “And my loooooooong silky lady hair.” You have fifteen hairs left on that head of yours, Billy. Stop … Continue reading Billie The Drummer