“Now, uh, tell me what you’re showing me here.” “It’s a hat, Bobby.” “Uh-huh. Smart hat?” “For one sense of the word ‘smart.’ But for others, no.” “I’m asking about Bluetooth.” “No.” “So how does it connect to my watch?” “It doesn’t.” “Interesting. How vegan is this hat?” “None.” “Not at all?” “Literally everything on … Continue reading Block, Head