Bobby Is A People Person

Hey, Bobby. Whatcha doing?

“Making friends.”

You’re good at that.

“Oh, yeah. And I got a lot of free time since Jimi Hendrix never calls. I don’t know if I’ve told you this in a while, but—”

He’s your best friend.

“–Jimi is my best friend.”

Uh-huh.

“Over to my right in the hat is Carl, the Living Carl.”

Okay.

“Next to him is Non-Tattooed Pete. He’s got the fewest tattoos I’ve ever seen.”

Zero?

“Somewhere around there. I didn’t check all of him.”

Good idea.

“You know Watusi.”

Wynonna.

“And, uh, to my left is A Mash-Up Of Tom Waits And Bruce Springsteen.”

That’s a good name for that guy to have.

“Fitting, yeah.”