Enthusiasts, this is the rarest photograph of all: The Feeding of Snake Tee-Shirt. “Who sssaid my name?” Hey, Snake Tee-Shirt. “Bobby?” No. “Oh.” You miss your guy? “I ssstill fit him! I would make him look sssexy!” Don’t do this, Snake Tee-Shirt. Move on. “I can’t forget the feel of hisss ssskin.” Ew. What do … Continue reading Bobby, You Knew I Was A Snake Tee-Shirt When You Put Me On