“I figured it out.”
The Rando War has been over for a week, Mickey.
“Still, though: look at him.”
That’s a rando. Good job, buddy.
“And he’s a good one. He’s randsome.”
He’s got pretty eyes.
“So do I.”
You’re wearing sunglasses, Mick.
“Behind them.”
Oh.
He is like those soldiers on that island that did not know the war was over.
That is a remarkably handsome rando.