“Christmas randos.” Nice. “They, uh, come around once a year.” Spreading joy and cheer? “No. A lot of ’em cough on me.” So what makes a Christmas rando different from a regular one? “The tinsel.” Sure. “There’s a quality of gingerbreadishness.” That is not a concept. Are you wearing suspenders? “They’re called braces.” Why? “Went … Continue reading Christmastime Is Weir