Hey, Bobby. “I, uh, thought you were mooing.” Moving. “Ah. Yeah, that makes much more sense.” It does. “You’re not a cow.” No. Bobby? “Yuh-huh?” Explain yourself. “Well, you know Monet.” Not personally, but I follow her on Instagram. “She went out to the lot and, well, she made her old man proud.” She yoinked … Continue reading Clergymen In Uniform, And Old Men Pulling Muscles