What the fuck are you supposed to be? “It’s, uhhh, art. Wouldn’t expect you to understand.” You look like a woodland sprite. “It’s symbolic.” You’re like Tom Bombadil. You’re Obambadil. “All right, settle down. Listen, we talking here just you and me?” Yes, sir. “I got no fucking idea what this is.” Maybe it’s the … Continue reading Commander-In-Leaf