This is gonna be a regular thing, huh? “You have no idea how comfortable kilts are. Loose in the thigh.” Sure. “Calves are free and easy.” Like a poorly-run cattle ranch. “Not your best simile.” No. “And, uh, as I’ve mentioned–” Your balls. “–my balls are swinging. Like London in the 60’s. Although, obviously, the … Continue reading Cuz I Shot First And Kilt Him