Hey, Eddie. Whatcha doing? “I’m not part of your bullshit. Don’t talk to me.” But I’m a fan. “Who isn’t? Fuck off.” Your outfit is a little matchy-matchy. “Fuck off!” Well, who can I talk to? “DAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!” Shit. Hey, Dave. “I’ll talk to you!” You’ll talk to anyone. “Let’s do cocaine kaRATE!” That’s not a … Continue reading David Lee Roth Has Something To Say