I just don’t understand why you’re here.
“I can’t take a vacation?”
Sure, you can. But you’re at a ski resort in non-ski clothing. If you skied, you would have a custom coverall with Stealies all over it. You look like a guy schlepping down to Kossar’s to get bialys.
“Have you ever heard a mountain? So many sounds just waiting to be recorded.”
Please don’t turn the mountain into a drum.
“No.”
Good.
“The ski lift.”
Bad.
“When you hit the support cable with a hammer, it makes the most amazing noise.”
Don’t hit the support cable, Mickey. With anything, let alone a hammer.
“It’s perfectly safe.”
How so?
“No one’s died yet.”
That isn’t what makes something safe.
“The snow is very fluffy, too.”
…
People are still using the lift while you’re doing this?
“They increase the resonance! Their bodies are like echo chambers.”
I can’t talk to you when you’re like this.
“Drumming!”
Two. Dollars.
Now I just want hot bialys.