Worst freak show routine ever.
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I like how, even though they’re just taking a picture and holding the guitar, 50 years of muscle memory won’t let their hands do anything but play the thing.
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What is that? It looks like something Picasso doodled on a napkin to get out of paying for dinner.
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Jack Casady either needs to stop dying his hair or start paying more money to dye his hair. You should go to Big-Dicked Sheila’s with Phil.
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I mean: Phil’s gotta dye his hair, right? He’s 74.
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This is just a little crystal meth away from being a lemon party. Just saying.
It looks like Jack Casady has no arms.
And the bass belongs on a miniature golf course.
Mr TOD, you keep saying Phil is 74. He’s 75 ! 3/15/1940. Peace
When did Phil become a ventriloquist?
phil needs to get that growth looked at. Or is this like how Billy’s dick pulls out its own dick…….
This is an ad for Dependz, right?
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