Hey, giraffe. Whatcha doing? “Eating, being tall.” You’re good at that. “That’s it, though. Everything else is a mess. Ever seen one of us run?” Ungainly. “Like an epileptic falling down the stairs. How about drinking?” Yeah, that’s awkward. “Right? The legs splayed out? It’s goddamned humiliating. Hyenas laugh at us.” Hyenas laugh at everything. … Continue reading Eating In The Tall Trees