BART BLYFORTH, 31, stands at his mirror oiling up his dick. He is rugged, especially in the dick-area, but can cook and teach children to play Parcheesi. Suddenly, the doorbell rings. The ship’s captain is R.R. DABBLE, 29. He is tall and be-penised. Ocean spray mists into his face, which he washes often. He exudes … Continue reading Enter Stage Left