- Whatever it is, Phil wants it placed right there.
- Doing the new dance craze, The Philtusi.
- Having his “launching the nukes” daydream again.
- Phil is trying to dance like John Travolta, very unsuccessfully.
- Midget on the stage.
- Making a decision by playing Eenie-Minie-Moe in his head.
- Bobby said, “Hey, Phil: let’s point at absolutely nothing and make goofy faces,” and they did.
- Pretending he is the Daupin of France and picking out a peasant to hunt.
- (An aside: there was a Joan of Arc movie starring Milla Jovavich; John Malkovich played the Dauphin and everyone kept referring to him by title, except they were all using terrible fake French accents and I thought they were talking about a dolphin. “Why does France have a dolphin?” I kept asking. I was well into my twenties at the time.)
- Puncturing the fontanelle of Invisible Baby Hitler.
- Snitching.
definitely snitching.
Indicating which stone cold teen fox should be given a backstage pass to the Philzone
“You don’t see it or smell it? It’s right there, on my bocce court!”
Things normal bass players don’t need: Sweatbands, more than four strings, a guitar pick.