You can get through this, Andy Cohen. The Real Housewives need a firm hand, Andy; without you, they’d run wild and no one would be safe. How can we Watch What Happens Live if you’re dead? Think of the Vanderpumps!
Besides, wouldn’t this be a low-rent way to go? People as rich as you don’t die from coronavirus, they die from misadventure, or boredom, or at age 93, or from being poisoned by a scheming relative. This is a hamburger death, Andy. You can afford steak.
Take two of anything and a glazed donut; call John Mayer in the morning. You can do it.
When is the Sunshine Daydream #coronacouchtour ??
I missed the first one.
Also Robert Frank(the great photographer, and don’t talk about cocksucker blues, more to him than that)
Made some avante garde thingy with Wavy Gravy in a parking lot in Oakland,
It sounds very challenging, I think we would need mushrooms for that couch viewing..
Fuck all that actually,
You have clout ToTD these are dark times, and it calls for intrepid action..
What We need, what America needs is…
….
THE……
…. MOVIE…
THE prankster Movie..
Get us a few hours of out of synch incoherent, hand held shots that induce motion sickness. We need that in these trying times, American needs that, we need the MOVIE,and you ToTD can make it happen.
Ask Amir Bar Lev, or Ken Babbs, someone who runs in your rarified circles to
Give us the MOVIE…
We have time, we have focus, we have stored up some goodies, bring us the movie..
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Tor