Snuff film starring Tom Hanks as the snuffer or the snuffee. Robocop with a guy who, every time Robocop comes on the screen, leans over and whispers, “That’s Robocop.” The sequel to 1970’s Joe: Joe Rogan. Two hours of seizure-inducing strobe effects. Steve Buscemi fingering his non-showered butthole in 4K. Birds being eaten alive by really mean … Continue reading Films I Would Rather Watch Than Zack Snyder’s Justice League