Where you going?
“There’s a fire.”
…
And who set that fire?
“You seem to be a real finger-pointing type of cat. I’ve noticed this about you, man.”
And if you were anyone else, you would be an arsonist.
“Arson implies intent.”
At a certain point, negligence becomes intent.
“Uh-huh. Where’d you read that?”
Made it up.
“Right, yeah. You got any other dopey ideas or can I escape the fire now?”
How big is it?
“Show’s probably gonna be canceled.”
Wow. You should blame this on Keith.
“I was planning on it.”
Smart.
did he manage to snag a handful of Lil’ Smokies from the Buffet Tray? Something to nosh on in the interim?