“Jenkins!” “Yes, sir?’ “Is Taco Tuesday cultural appropriation of Mexicans or the Norse?” “The Norse, sir?” “Tiw, Jenkins. He’s who Tuesday’s named after. Norse god of law and justice and table manners.” “The Norse had table manners?” “Of course. They stole them from the Angles in 842. It’s like you don’t know history.” “Just like … Continue reading Fire, Fire On The Metaphor