Monkeys climb trees, and birds build big nests.
Han Solo is a man who really loves vests.
Batman’s been called brave; Batman’s been called bold.
Refrigerator’s your best bet for keeping drinks cold.
I climbed Mount Everest, and I swam the Rio Grande
I’m a walkin’ dude just like in The Stand.
Once had a sister, her name was Kate
She wouldn’t do the dishes, so she used paper plates.
Wake me, shake me, keep me from sin.
If I’m in jeopardy, call up Greg Kihn.
I cast that die, I rolled those bones
If you live in the country, you don’t have to keep up with Mr. Jones.
Searching for love, looking for inspiration
Cousin Eddie’s shitter was full in Christmas Vacation.
I Bob Dylan had your sence of humor the world may have been a whole different place right now.
Everybody must get pwned . . .
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