“Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to cele–” IPAD NOISE “–brate…hold on, I’m getting a FaceTime from my wife, Natasha Monster. I’ll call her back. Ah, shit, I closed the thing with the vows. Hold on.” KUH-CHICK “I just took a selfie by accident. Huh. Is my mustache really that big? Okay, okay: wedding. … Continue reading Go And Fetch The Preacher