Hey, Keith. Whatcha doing? “Hurmphle drup. Blaaaaah. Glunth.” Uh-huh. You all right, pal? PIANO PLAYER SLUMPING GRACELESSLY TO THE FLOOR NOISE Okay, then. … Precarious? “Yo.” Keith collapsed. “Yeah, he does that.” Why was he set up out front, anyway? “Makes it easier to get to him when he collapses.” Logic.