People goof on David Lee Roth like it’s his fault he didn’t die in a car crash in 1982. Hipsters would be wearing tee-shirts with his face (and torso) on it today if he had, but Diamond Dave got old and weird; told all his jokes twice; lost his voice, hair. But he had a … Continue reading GoddammitbabyyouknowIain’tlyingtoyaI’monlygonnatellyouonetime