Self-care: horseshit. ______ of the Year: horseshit. Tax subsidies: horseshit. Memoirs: horseshit. Grad school: horseshit. Wellness: horseshit. Identity politics: horseshit. Using the phrase “identity politics” as a pejorative: horseshit. A good 80% of the Constitution: horseshit. Non-edible fish: horseshit. “Wholesome”: horseshit. You, probably: horseshit. Me, definitely: horseshit. Where’s my Guggenheim Fellowship?