Shorts? “They were sold to me as a scanty pant.” … You guys gotta find a different store to buy clothes at. “Dude, Ernie’s the best. He gave me these! Free!” Uh-huh. Check the crotch. CROTCHCROTCHCROTCH “There’s a hidden camera in here.” He is not called Creepy Ernie ironically. “There’s another in in the back.” … Continue reading Guitarist Is Now Pantless; I Repeat: Pantless