Why are you being so stand-offish? Get in there, fucker. That’s your Bobby. “I’m being appropriate.” Fuck that. That man saved your career. “DID NOT!” You get in his sweaty nook. Nuzzle in, douchewad. “This is fine.” How’s Sammy? “Good. The usual.” What does that mean? “He keeps yelling WOO! and asking if we could … Continue reading Hard, Men