Hey, Josh. You cheating on Shawn Mendes with Harry Styles? “Dude, fuck off. It’s my birthday.” Is he your present? Are you unwrapping him and blowing out his candle? “Stop.” By “candle,” I meant “penis.” And by “blowing out,” I meant– “I got it.” Bro, I get it. He’s very pretty. “Our relationship is not … Continue reading Harry, The Horse