“Jenkins!” “Yes, President Putin?” “You see this shit?” “You could be referring to so many things, sir.” “Dummy talked to the New York Times again.” “I know, sir. We took turns reading it out loud at lunch.” “How’s your borscht sitting?’” “Honestly? Not well.” “Me, neither. Have the cook poisoned.” “Yes, sir.” “This is the … Continue reading He Read The News Today, Oh Boy