“Jenkins!” “Yes, sir?” “Boston, Jenkins.” “Beantown, sir.” “Oliver Wendell Holmes called it the Hub. Do you know why?” “No, sir.” “Terrible speech impediment. Couldn’t pronounce ‘Boston.’” “Ah.” “I am excited, Jenkins! Let’s get in the Boston spirit.” “How, sir?” “Segregate the office.” “No, sir.” “Sell off Babe Ruth.” “We can’t, sir.” “Strangle someone.” “Lots of … Continue reading Help On The Fenway