Musings on the Most Ridiculous Band I Can't Stop Listening To

I Can Feel Him Walkin’ Right By My Side

TWO FACTS:

  1. Ugly black ladies invented rock & roll. Brown-eyed handsome men stole it from them, and then pretty white boys stole it from the men, but ugly black ladies did it first and maybe best.
  2. Jesus has the best songs. You’re not allowed to sing about Allah, and Buddha prefers silence, and all them Hindu gods’ songs got too much sitar in ’em. Jesus? That man’s got a catalog.

8 Comments

  1. Wrayven

    Here is a classic video of Sister Rosetta Tharpe showing the people of Manchester how to get it done.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnAQATKRBN0

  2. John

    Ugly? Your Columbusin’ is showing…

    • Thoughts On The Dead

      If you are attracted to Sister Dorothy or Sister Rosetta, then have at ’em. Neither of ’em was Beyonce.

      • John

        Applying european beauty standards to non caucasians. Maybe you should reflect.

        • Thoughts On The Dead

          Ok. Lemme reflect.

          Yup. I’m still right.

          • Wrayven

            More proof of your theory:

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frsBq9MCNVg

          • Dogman

            They are far from ugly. “Handsome” may apply because of their bearing, or their quaffs and gowns. Women in the service of the gospel may be neutered. But not ugly

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