“Do I need more mascara?” No. “I feel like I need more mascara.” How old are you? “55.” Then you don’t need more mascara. “Oh, Lord, where are my manners? Can I get you some mascara?” No, thank you. “You’d do well with a smoky eye.” I wouldn’t. “Do-rag?” No. “Royal Air Force soft cap?” … Continue reading I Don’t Wanna Hang Up My Rock And Roll Hat, Nor My Rock And Roll Bandana