“Look at-a da pretty girl.” She’s very attractive, Your Holiness. “Is-a da Demi Lovato?” No. “Is-a da Halsey? She’s-a so hot now, da Halsey.” Not Halsey. That’s Katy Perry. “Little Potato’s Katy Perry?” Wow, that nickname got to the Vatican already, huh? “We got-a da wifi.” Sure. “Katy needs-a da hit. Been a while.” She’s … Continue reading I Kissed A Pope (And I Liked It) (But Then Around A Dozen Swiss Guards Tackled Me)