Hey, Bobby. Whatcha doing? “Giving Stripey here a try.” Please stop turning your clothing into characters. “Well, you know: they have feelings, too.” They don’t. “Besides, I’m paying tribute to Prince. So young.” Bobby, you’re in 1987. “Sure, sure, but there’s a Thai place that’s gonna open up down the road from me in 2016, … Continue reading I Like Your Smile, But That Ain’t Your Stripe