Put the teen down, Josh. “Did you see Call Me By Your Name?” Goddammit, you put that underage youth down. “But he’s so ripe.” Ripe? What? “I want to do laundry with him, and teach him proper skincare.” Please don’t do this. “Dude, we’re in Florida. He’s been legal for seven years here.” Stop it. Jesus, … Continue reading I Only Want To Hold You